your mom

17:16 23/11/63. Blog of dogs.

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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alexmrogan:

adaaar:

"so what are you up to?"

researching

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#sophie turner at some point

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crumbier:

*risks my life and dignity to get a tumblr worthy picture*

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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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jartheracecar:

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

Because ball is life

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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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