your mom

17:16 23/11/63. Blog of dogs.

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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(Source: skygosh, via gnarly)

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

lindsaylohoean:

XD more like XDone with talking to you forever 

(via asian)

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

(via parkingstrange)


  • Me when I joined Tumblr: How do I start using this thing
  • Me now: How do I stop using this thing

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via parkingstrange)