your mom

17:16 23/11/63. Blog of dogs.

snorlaxatives:

sakurakitchen:

snorlaxatives:

can we just like fast forward through the entire month of september i want it to be october already 

I’ll wake you up when September ends.

FUCK THIS JOKE I’VE BEEN HEARD IT EVERY SINGLE SEPTEMBER FUCK GREEN DAY FOR MAKING THE SONG

(via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via parkingstrange)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via parkingstrange)

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano, via parkingstrange)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via parkingstrange)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(via johnathanocallaghan)