your mom

17:16 23/11/63. Professional fangirl.

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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toyota:

Who wants a hand job?
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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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